Have you ever found yourself looking at all the different varieties of Harrisons sauce you could have with your chips, and struggling to decide what you want? We feel you. We have that problem every day, sometimes multiple times a day – they’re all so good! But not to worry, we’ve given this a lot of thought, and the way we see it, there’s a different sauce for every possible mood and personality, and which one you eventually pick says a lot about you…
Ketchup is a free-spirit who chases the sun and loves BBQs on the beach. She’s very laidback and doesn’t have to try too hard to get people to like her. Obsessed with ABBA, she’s the life and soul of any party, hogging the karaoke machine all night until someone turns it off at the wall. If left alone, she gets a bit teary-eyed, but it doesn’t take long to shake the life back into her.
Brown Sauce is a practical, outdoorsy type who always smells of bonfire smoke. On the outside, he is stoic and serious, but he’s secretly a sweetheart. Often to be found hanging off a cliff-edge or fishing in the middle of a lake, he’s up for any challenge. He doesn’t care that much about being popular, but he’s always there when you need him. When he’s not out in the wilderness, he can be found in the far corner of the cupboard, reading the paper.
Our Very Hot Chilli Sauce is seriously competitive. He can lift more than any of the other sauces, and takes every opportunity to remind them of that. All of the dip pots and sachets want to be like him when they grow up, and he’s always a hit with the ladies. Legend has it that if you put him in a burger, the burger will explode, but you’ll have to test that theory for yourself!
Mayo is a charming but high-maintenance sauce who always wants to be centre of attention. She visits her beautician at least twice a week, and sometimes more if she’s got a date with Very Hot Chilli Sauce. Her personal motto is “There’s no such thing as too much Mayo”, and her ability to endear herself to almost any food has meant she never goes out of fashion. Her protégés, Garlic Mayo and Vegan Mayo, follow her everywhere but are both secretly hoping to steal her crown.
BBQ Sauce likes to think he’s cool, edgy, and kind of a big deal. He rose to prominence at the start of the pulled-pork era and has established quite a cult following since his acclaimed appearance on pizza. He owns his own independent record shop, and refuses to stock anything released after the millennium. His favourite thing in the world is babysitting his girlfriend’s Pomeranian puppy, but he’d appreciate it if you kept that on the down-low.
Garlic & Herb is a reclusive artist who has devoted his entire life to doing incredible things with pizza. His latest work, a model of the Eiffel Tower made entirely of pizza crusts, is currently on display at a popular London gallery. Garlic & Herb despises anything too plain, and adds a touch of flair and flavour to the lives of everyone he meets.
So there you have it, a brief introduction to some of our one-of-a-kind sauces! (Check out the full selection of 970ml bottles here.) Which Harrisons sauce are you today?